Peel · Stick · Chill · Wait

The bottle you’re saving for that day.

Cheeky labels that turn any wine or bubbly into the celebration bottle. Stick one on tonight. Pop it when the moment comes. No names needed — everyone will get it.

Get the labels — from $9 How it works
✦ Fits any 750 ml bottle✦ Water-resistant vinyl✦ Free shipping, plain envelope
Don Voyage label on a black-and-gold sparkling wine bottle Pop When He Drops label with a flying cork on a green bottle

Three labels. One occasion.

Fancy send-off, straight-up party, or proper cellar patience? Get all three and let the table vote.

Don Voyage label close-up

Don Voyage

Gold ribbons, starlight, a very dramatic farewell. Classy enough for the good champagne.

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Pop When He Drops label close-up

Pop When He Drops

Cork mid-flight, a little citrus on top. For whoever “he” is to you. We don’t ask.

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Champagne bottle wearing the DON't Open Until… Cuvée de Patience label

DON’t Open Until…

Cuvée de Patience. A proper cellar label with a “vintage” line you fill in yourself. Some things are worth the wait.

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Best value

The Party Pack

6 labels — two of each design. One for you, the rest for the friends who’ll text you the second the news breaks.

$25
Get the Party Pack

Or the Trio — one of each — for $19. Get the Trio

Can’t wait for the mail?
Instant print-at-home PDF of all three designs — $5. Download it the minute you need it.
Get the printable

How it works (it’s easy)

  1. Four wine bottles on a kitchen counter, one wearing a Pop When He Drops label
    1

    Grab any bottle

    Champagne, prosecco, the $9 red from the corner store. The label does the heavy lifting.

  2. Hands smoothing a Pop When He Drops label onto a sparkling wine bottle
    2

    Slap on the label

    Peel, stick, smooth. Built to survive the ice bucket and however long this takes.

  3. Labeled bottle saved in the fridge next to pickles and oat milk
    3

    Save it

    Back of the fridge, top of the rack. Hands off — this one’s spoken for.

  4. Bored person waiting beside a labeled bottle in an ice bucket
    4

    Wait…

    And wait. You’ll know when. Then pop it and post it with #PopWhenHeDrops.

Questions we get a lot

Who is “he”?

Whoever you want. An ex, a boss, a landlord. We just make the labels.

Will it fit my bottle?

Each label is 4 × 5 in, sized for standard 750 ml wine and sparkling bottles. Stick it right over the original label.

How fast does it ship?

Orders ship within 3 business days, free, in a plain envelope. Nobody at the mailbox has to know. Need it sooner? Grab the $5 printable.

How does the printable work?

After checkout you’ll get a PDF with all three designs, sized for standard 4 × 5 in label sheets. Print at home or at any print shop.

Is wine included?

Labels only. BYOB — bring your own bottle.

Friends laughing as a champagne cork pops at a dinner party

Be ready before the news is.

Nobody knows when. That’s the fun part. Join the list — we’ll email you new designs, and a heads-up the day you’ll want to pop that cork.

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